Rio Fiasco Olympics – Third World Folly

Come to the Rio Olympics in Third World Brazil and expect to:
- Catch Zikka and souvenir birth to a monkey
- Compete in water sports in sewage
- Compete at midnight to fund sponsors
- Get mugged, or worse
- Have basic services fail
- Athlete accommodation not ready
- Run out of catering
- Have equipment and infrastructure collapse
- Get caught up in someone’s civil unrest
- Die in a terrorist attack
- Dive in a green pool
- Not able to buy a ticket, yet stadiums almost empty
- See drugged Russians win medals anyway.
Why friggen bovva?